I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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