He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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