How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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