I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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