your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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