Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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