Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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