How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
