so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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