So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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