take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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