Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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