i may or may not be watching the land before time
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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