I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
