I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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