Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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