I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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