If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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