She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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