party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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