i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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