we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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