He asked to "fluff my boner.."
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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