I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
