if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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