Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We're too hungover to prance.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
