I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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