WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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