O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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