She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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