Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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