The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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