IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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