I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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