false alarm. still invincible.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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