Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
do nipples grow back?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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