i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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