Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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