Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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