By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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