ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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