I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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