She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize