so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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