Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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