its not stalking. its research.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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