But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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