We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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