Your dad touched me again.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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