that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do vagina's smell?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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