I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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