Yo dont text me then not text me
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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