She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I could fuck to npr.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
