why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just invented taco cereal.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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