Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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