ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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